Hi, it’s Dylan the Cat here! I’m back with another informative post about my pondering’s and whereabouts;

Today, it is snowing! I don’t like the cold. I like to curl up on Chrissie’s bed in the warm and sleep most of the day. It is my favourite thing to do! Here are some pictures of me out and about yesterday and this morning -

You can see that Chrissie is using her new camera to take pictures of me. However, I think that the black and white effect here is very flattering!
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The last picture at the end was when I was hungry and was sure that I could smell food.

This is my arch nemesis! ‘Feral Cat’. Very few pictures have ever been taken, capturing ‘Feral Cat’ on camera as she is very elusive! But I’m on to her…

‘Feral Cat’ lives at the bottom of the garden in an old van with her brother who is very rarely seen out and about during the day.

They are both very, very wild, and I haven’t really made friends with them yet - Chrissie has told me not to get too close to them in case they want to get me into trouble by fighting with me.

…and this is me showing that I can see Feral Cat and that I am watching her every move…Mwahhhh! :

Today I have discovered a particular liking for Chinese Chicken Wings.
They are very very nice!

That is all.

Right then minions…
Some of you already know that I used to be available on Facebook. However, someone dobbed me in for being, ‘a cat’, and so my account was suspended and all my friends and wannabe friends who were awaiting their requests to be accepted to allow them to be added to my extensive and exclusive friend lists, are now mourning my untimely departure from the popular site.

As a result I have been boycotting the site and trying to prevent Mark from accessing it. Hence, if he has not responded to your wall posts, blame me - he will!

At the end of March 2007, I was allowed out of the make shift cattery and into the main house with Chrissie when she moved up to the West Midlands.
I have now been in my new abode for a couple of weeks short of a year. Occasionally I am told off for scratching the sofas, but on the whole I am left to my devices and petted often, especially if Chrissie is in the room. All I have to do is purr and look cute and before I know it, I’m settled on her lap being petted and fed cat nip! This is the life.

There are few annoyances in my life currently - I have it good on the whole, however… the two small dogs, ‘Tiny’ and ‘Molly’, the resident jack russell’s, think that they have more rights than I do around the house. Sometimes I am allowed to venture into the same room as them but I am held on to, in case I launch myself at them. Moi?? Never! Only if provoked - which they try to do often. Fortunately, I never rise to the bait and content myself watching them as they fling themselves at the glass door thinking that if they bark at it for long enough it will magically open! Dogs!

What else has been going on you ask? Well, I had to sit through 24 Season 1 the entire series with Mark and Chrissie last year, and now I’ve found out they’ve only gone and got season 2 ready and waiting to start! Honestly…
Torchwood is on again now though. I am watching the poll —->
Over there, to the right of your computer screens, to see who wins. Torchwood or Dr Who? So far there are only 2 votes as people aren’t voting. Get voting!!!

Other things going on is that Mark bought me a new toilet a few months back. No more do I have a litter tray where all and sundry can peer in at me. Now, I have a walk in lavatory where I can have complete privacy. Mark also tells me that I smell sweeter now! Bless him….

Right, I am off for my mid afternoon cat nap.

DylanCat.

Hello to all my fans out there who regularly tune in to keep themselves up to date with the daily happenings in my life.

Unfortunately, as many of you will know, I have not updated my blog for a long time now.

My absence has been a much talked about thing on blogs and chat forums all over the UK and, I dare say, the world!

Long has been my absenteeism, and my return has been greatly anticipated by all - I last graced your screens, providing endless entertainment etc, on the 27th December 2006 no less!

Oh yes, people, I have returned!

Bring it!

Well, what can I say?

I spent Christmas Day alone while Chrissie and Mark went to Chrissie’s parents house. At least they are taking me with them to Birmingham to Mark’s parents for New Year.

I didn’t get any Christmas presents this year But, to be fair, I didn’t get Mark and Chrissie anything either. I’m hoping to get presents when I go to visit Mrs Kingsnorth and Family as she gave me presents last year Mmmm..cat nibbles and Catnip!! Mmmmmm.. mmm…

That’s all to report

Mark. Happy Birthday. Love me.

 12 hours!!!

 Left at home, alone, for 12 hours!!!

 Lack of food, while they went off and had a jolly with lots of food and drink all evening without a care or thought for poor me at home :(  Damn them!

I’m quite tired today, I only managed to get in about 5hours cat napping between snacks. I keep yawning. At the moment I am lying in front of the fire in the lounge. I like it here - it’s warm.

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I have been avoiding Mummy and Daddy all day today as they are ill. On the other hand, I have been feeling particularly hungry and have eaten far more food today than I have done in a long time. That’s all to report today.

I have added some photos of myself (wp-gallery2.php?g2_itemId=184) for the many admirers out there. Stare at them longingly…adoringly…and dare to wish you were me.

That’s better.

I have temporarily paralysed Mark with my hypno vision. He is lying on the floor just out of shot.

As you can see, I have his website at the tip of my fingers. Erm, I mean paws.

Little does Chrissie know that for the past year of my time with her I have been plotting Mark’s demise. It was HATE at first sight. Everything about him, EVERYTHING, shakes me with disgust. How he thinks he could EVER take my Chrissie away from me I do not know.

I began my campaign against him within days of my arrival. It started with little things, like running away from him in front of Chrissie to demonstrate my fear that he would harm me.

It is easy to curry sympathy in my darling Chrissie, she is under the impression I had a rough kittenhood. Poor, misguided, sweet Christine. Little does she know I am of Royal blood, my dynasty spanning many centuries.

Phase 2 of Mark’s planned mental breakdown is the cunning use of my bell. I will inform of my progress at a later date.

P.s. The orange thing in the middle of the laptop screen is an error that I have created that shall soon sweep the world as a virus to end all viruses. Muwaaahahahahahahahahahaha!

P.p.s I am evil.